What you should say: Ate at that new sushi restaurant down the street and am not feeling so hot. Cool if I work from home?
What you really mean: I got a 6-pack of IPA and a box of waffles and plan to watch Stranger Things all day long with my roommates in my pajamas!
What you should say: I burnt my hand on my toaster! I’m spending the day at the doctor and recovering.
What you really mean: No, seriously. I burnt my hand on the toaster making a ton of waffles so now I’m eating them and finishing this Harpoon 6-pack while I finish the entire series.
What you should say: *Cough cough* I’m sick. I need to stay home in bed.
What you really mean: I’m definitely still in bed, I stayed up until 3am to binge watch every episode from Stranger Things. I need to recover with some Harpoon beer and a long nap.
What you should say: My dog is not feeling well. I need to take him to the vet and stay with him to make sure he’s ok.
What you really mean: Me and my pup will be cuddling on the couch eating waffles together while I finish watching the entire series. By vet I meant grocery store for this case of Harpoon IPA.
What you should say: I’m only able to communicate with Christmas lights, I’m currently stuck in the upside down.
What you really mean: I’m already way too deep into this show and it’s merged with my reality. Best to stay home and enjoy some IPA.
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