To our dogs:
You might not be able to drink beer, but we love you to no end
So we decided to brew this Festbier to help other four-legged friends
It’s bright, clean, and crispy with an herbal hoppy nose
Not like yours that we like to boop—that’s pretty different we suppose
The folks at Lucy Mackenzie and at the MSPCA
Find all sorts of pups forever homes—they really make their day!
So drink up fellow hoomans! $1 for every 4-pack sold
Will go to help some good doggos—both young and old.